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Since the whole bloody mess is nonexistent, I don't have to worry! If you promise to stay in Heaven, I'd love to go to Hell.

2007-03-02 13:19:42 · answer #1 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 3 0

Someone who actually knows that the Lion of the Tribe of Judah stands for doesn't believe in a judgement day.

2007-03-02 16:06:48 · answer #2 · answered by LadySuri 7 · 0 0

I am the Lion and i ate the tribe of Judah for judging me, fcking as$holes...

2007-03-02 13:22:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have you thought about how you will account to The Bull that is Zeus on Judgement Day?

If not, why? And for the exact same reason, I haven't worried about your fairy tale either.

2007-03-02 13:21:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Is that the same lion in the other good book, Narnia?

2007-03-02 13:20:37 · answer #5 · answered by tattie_herbert 6 · 0 0

You've been reading too much C.S. Lewis...

You should be concerned with "loving sky god" and "loving your neighbor as yourself"...

Or are two simple commands not enough to occupy your time?

2007-03-02 13:21:16 · answer #6 · answered by jtim24 2 · 0 0

Judgment is only for the UNconverted....im being judged already.

2007-03-02 13:20:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'll say I spent more time emulating the Christ than arguing about the rules.

2007-03-02 13:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Who?

2007-03-02 13:19:37 · answer #9 · answered by 1truthseeker 4 · 1 0

Lions don't have "tribes"--they have "prides"

2007-03-02 14:16:22 · answer #10 · answered by huffyb 6 · 0 0

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