If flatulating in front of others, do you grin with a sigh of relief, or laugh for the torture you've bestowed

Answer 1

If I know it's going to smell, then I laugh inside. However, if it isn't going to smell, then I'm just relieved.

Answer 2

I am much more subtle. I scan the room for an intake vent. I carefully scoot to the vent without releasing my gassy pay load. When I get to the vent, I aim my anus to it and release the noxious fumes. I stay in place for a few minutes. If you walk away too soon the sulfuric gas will follow you in your pants. Patience is the key here, and stealth. But your way is great too!!

Answer 3

Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.

Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.

Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.

Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.

Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.

Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.

Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.

Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.

Dishonest: You far and then blame the dog.

Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.

Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.

Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.

Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.

Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.

Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.

Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.

Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.
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I usually laugh when people start rolling around on the floor dying!! HaHa!

my song=0

Oops, I farted again!
And everyones sad
Cause theyre gonna die
Oh baby baby
Oops, I think i'm so bad
Cause these people cry
I'm not that innocent=0


Smiley=}

Answer 4

Good answer people^

Laugh

Answer 5

Is flatuate your favorite word?
well anyway your questions make me laugh ;)))

Answer 6

both..tehe.