I called him to check that he would get home safely. He told me it was all ok.- waiting for a bus, be here in less than 20 mins (about right I figure, taking into account distance & location) - 35 mins + passes & he comes in. The following conversation goes like this (Remember he's had a few beers)
Me: Good night then? Him: Right. G'night then.
Me: How come it took so long to get here?
Him: No buses were stopping at my stop.
Me: Which stop were you at?
Him: Erm, not sure now, the long one. You know the one.
Me (starting to suss it out & seeing the funny side) It WAS a real STOP tho' wasn't it? (He looks a bit confused 4 a sec).
Me: R U sure it was a bus stop? Y'know, did it have a proper sign and all that? Him: Yeh I think so.
Me: Hmm.:. It wasn't just a pole on the edge of the pavement was it? (He frowns) Did it have a big light at the top, maybe?
Him: Yeh maybe. Me: That would be a lamp-post then
Him: Ah Yes! But when I got the other bus it was going the wrong...
2007-03-02 13:05:00 · 10 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
?? dont really get it
2007-03-02 13:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by paulinabuzi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like I like now thats hilarious you r the best person to say a joke all day!!!! if i could id just give you 20 points 4 bein sooo funny!!
2007-03-02 13:11:27 · answer #2 · answered by Miranda B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously a bit confused.
2007-03-02 19:59:55 · answer #3 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah!!!
Thats totally my sister!!
That made me laugh.
Thanks for the laughs, have an awesome day!!
>:]]
2007-03-02 13:39:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute one.
2007-03-02 13:39:31 · answer #5 · answered by denny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny don't really get bit . OK kinda .
2007-03-02 13:13:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-02 14:05:06 · answer #7 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!!
LOL
2007-03-02 20:45:37 · answer #8 · answered by Vinz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! he must've been really drunk i guess
2007-03-02 13:09:49 · answer #9 · answered by ~I Am A Million Pieces Of The Sky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um.....ha.......ha.......no, I don't get it.....
2007-03-02 13:16:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋