2007-03-02 12:56:46 · 23 answers · asked by Toilet 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Depends on who won the argument!
2007-03-02 12:59:11 · answer #1 · answered by Betsy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I understand! Sometimes, me and my toilet get into terrible fights. Sometimes I win, sometimes I don't. It all depends...
When I win, I usually keep using him, just to let him know that I could STOP using him, but I simply chose NOT to.
When he wins, I get out my camping toilet and use him. I simply choose NOT to use the sink simply because I know that it's not the sinks fault that it all started. I ignore him for like, a week, then we talk it over with a magazine and a toilet bowl freshener.
Sometimes, I just beat him with a plunger. It usually solves my problems.
Smiley=}
2007-03-02 21:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My toilet hates me, but that's only because I put it in its place. When I use the bathroom, I straight-out disrespect that toilet. It gets no love from me. I show it who the master is, and remind it that I don't take its poop, it takes mine. If the sink laughs, I pimp slap it and maybe even disrespect it too with a little whiz.
You use that toilet, my brutha, and you disrespect it. Destroy that toilet.
2007-03-04 02:28:49 · answer #3 · answered by Jacob 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you can put your butt that high you can use it.
If you can also bear to use the sink for its normal duties shaving, brushing your teeth and all that after using it as a toilet, i wish you luck.
lol This goes to show how motivated or determined you are. lol
2007-03-02 21:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by ggoldiee23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't punish the sink for what the toilet did!
2007-03-02 21:00:12 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the sink is on the toilet side,try the tub he like to soak up dirt
2007-03-02 21:09:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
show him who's boss. use the sink and the toilet? stick to the toilet.
2007-03-02 21:01:13 · answer #7 · answered by SpaceMonkey! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use the Toilet, but piss him off (no pun intended) by missing the bowl and hitting the seat
2007-03-02 21:04:37 · answer #8 · answered by MandooPandoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, use your toilet. Toilet's made for going, Sinks made for WASHING.
2007-03-02 21:00:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok, this is what you have to do..sometime when my toilet gets mad at me..it decides not to flush..dont put up with that, keep using it becuse eventually there will be so much crap in the toilet, it will flush, so dont worry, eveyting will be fine..
2007-03-02 21:02:51 · answer #10 · answered by Brittany R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋