I was walking past his bowl and looked at him. Suddenly two arms and legs popped out and he leaped out of his bowl. He's sitting in my chair, eating my pretzels and drinking my root beer watching re-runs of Jaws, over and over. I told him I want to watch my favorited TV show, Going Fishing TV and he got very mean!
He said he won't leave until his girl friend (my pet monkey) evolves into a beautiful 6 foot blonde. I told him that she most likely won't be blonde and it could take 4.5 million years. He said he will wait. What can I do, he's taking over my home, someone HELP! What should I do?
2007-03-02 12:20:50 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
is it a Jesus fish?
2007-03-02 12:22:54 · answer #1 · answered by christy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stay on your computer, away from that wicked TV.
Let the fish get square eyes, because then he wont see you out of the corner of his eyes.
Then sneak over to the door leaving it open for the next door neighbours cat to run in.. and you never know..
Either your remote will become instantly free or the fish and the cat will run off and elope together.
Cheers..
2007-03-02 12:25:25 · answer #2 · answered by A Lady Dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Relax and enjoy your new friend.
Go to the store and buy extra pretzels and root beer.
Maybe find a good hiding place for your snacks.
He just wants to be a shark, but sadly he knows he will never become one. Let him have his fantasy - and why in the world would you want to watch something so OFFENSIVE??? Going fishing?!? Are you out of your mind you insensitive jerk?
2007-03-02 12:23:21 · answer #3 · answered by amber ɹəqɯɐ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It could desire to be that darn goldfish from "The Cat interior the Hat." Now I see he needed the Cat out of the abode, so as that he ought to take over. i think of you should touch Dr. Suess immediately. tell him to deliver the Cat over with subject a million and subject 2. they are going to shield that wascally wabbit, I mean puddy tat, I mean goldfish. If this fails call over countless the different properly prevalent cats, you recognize Tom, Sylvester, brave, Garfield, Heathcliff, and Felix, - and have a solid ole formed GoldFish Fry ! Yum, Yum!! while you're fortunate the feline ladies could come over too. Yum, Yum, Yum!!!
2016-10-02 07:13:53 · answer #4 · answered by federica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him back in his bowl?
I can givehim my pet monkey that evolved into a beautiful 6 foot burnette?
But it's not the same..
2007-03-02 12:24:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
That's not a fish if he's out of water, it may be an alien!
You need to stand up for yourself.
Thanks for the Laugh.
2007-03-02 12:30:10 · answer #6 · answered by Muse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i would say get off the acid, but if that doesn't work take him to court! everyone loves those judge shows on tv!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-02 12:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by may 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds more like a mooching human,maybe he or she looks like a fish
2007-03-02 12:25:22 · answer #8 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's sad is that you think this is funny...
What's actually laughable is your dismal lack of knowledge about how evolution really works...
Actually that's a little sad too...
2007-03-02 12:25:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell him to move over and share.
2007-03-02 12:26:16 · answer #10 · answered by Dead Man Walking 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your own back. Drink his water.
2007-03-02 12:25:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋