A rich man is away on a business trip and phones home. The maid answers the phone and he asks if he can speak to his wife.
"She is upstairs having sex with her lover," the maid replies.
"Right," says the man, "Go upstairs,Take my shotgun and shot them both."
The maid leaves the phone,and the man here's two loud shots over the phone, then she returns.
"What do I do with the bodies?" she says.
"Take them out the back and dump them in the swimming pool!" he says.
"What swimming pool ?" asks the maid.
"Is that 849 8950. asks the man.
2007-03-02 11:52:00 · 10 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cool...awsome! But yo, you're REALLY wasting your points.
2007-03-02 12:00:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Were do I get a maid like that.
2007-03-02 19:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
Going out with a double bang,what a way to go
2007-03-03 07:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You evil, evil person leaving us all in suspense. Was it the right house?????
2007-03-02 20:24:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least they died pleasurably... :) I wouldn't mind going in that manner...hehe
2007-03-02 20:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by MandooPandoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funy that!
2007-03-03 03:07:12 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-03 08:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG! Hope this is a hoax;)
2007-03-02 21:07:22 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2007-03-03 06:16:37 · answer #9 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWWWW.......haha.... sucks to be them!
2007-03-02 19:55:57 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥Soon to Be Mrs.F♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋