2007-03-02 11:49:57 · 12 answers · asked by justlazy1230 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To die. In the rain...lol
2007-03-02 15:21:50 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, that's a debatable question. The police have started investigating that case due to the fact that an unidentified drunk driver landed the chicken in the hospital. She was reported to have a bad case of amnesia and can't remember her own name, or even how to talk. Everything just comes out as a series of squawking noises that will ruin her career as a singer. She had a gig that night at 8:30, but she was found lying in the road after the license plate delivered a sharp blow to her head at 8:45, nearly two miles away from where she needed to be and traveling on foot. And seeing as chickens can't fly...
So the question remains: what was the chicken doing crossing the road sometime between 8:15 and 8:40 when she was supposed to be at the Bantam Bash?
Police are also trying to find the identity of the drunk driver.
2007-03-02 20:04:54 · answer #2 · answered by LOLxxxA 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cos he needed to get the chemist for some bird flu cough mixture...achooo!
2007-03-02 21:17:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from KFC and Run for the Boarder.
2007-03-02 20:59:15 · answer #4 · answered by Hollygood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She wanted to lay it on the line
To prove to the possum it could actually be done
2007-03-02 20:03:05 · answer #5 · answered by babydoll 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the chicken doesn't know who does?
2007-03-02 20:00:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For fowl purposes?
2007-03-02 21:14:31 · answer #7 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the hen said i'll make you holla for one dolla!
2007-03-02 19:58:55 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♥Soon to Be Mrs.F♥♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because the chicken beside him farted!!
2007-03-02 20:50:54 · answer #9 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wanted to do something "eggshilarating"!
2007-03-02 19:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by lobo3769 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋