A lady went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy-I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription
2007-03-02 11:27:17 · 7 answers · asked by shiningstar1313 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that's awesome!!!
2007-03-02 11:31:17 · answer #1 · answered by Daddy's girl 3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny!
2007-03-02 19:35:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read the same joke two days ago.
2007-03-02 19:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-02 19:44:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! Super funny!!!
2007-03-02 19:35:35 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-03-02 22:04:24 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved it
2007-03-02 20:32:28 · answer #7 · answered by Baleigh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋