Who invented flatulence & if I were to meet him, should I shake his hand, or kneel to examine his buttocks?

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Who invented flatulence & if I were to meet him, should I shake his hand, or kneel to examine his buttocks?

2007-03-02 11:23:28 · 3 answers · asked by Toilet 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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Very clever. Now I think I'll go find a joke that actually is... (and I don't think I want to know how you propose to greet the inventor of the latex condom, either)

2007-03-02 11:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by Brendan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

You should run for the hills. I hear it's less gusty up there.

2007-03-02 19:43:07 · answer #2 · answered by RidiculousTallness 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

eeww! i would just say hi

2007-03-02 19:40:58 · answer #3 · answered by mr.chicano 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋