How many times a day do you rest your forehead on your Toilet, and cherish the greatest invention of mankind?

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How many times a day do you rest your forehead on your Toilet, and cherish the greatest invention of mankind?

The Toilet sees all and knows all.
I bow to you.
wang?

2007-03-02 11:11:10 · 4 answers · asked by Toilet 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

At least once a day and twice on Sunday

2007-03-02 11:49:52 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Well seeing as my heads up my @rse most days I'd say pretty often...

2007-03-02 21:21:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

a drunk guy was talking to his toilet:im going to tell you something cause only you understand me...wait a sec who are you down there
man,way didnt you said something cause if i flashed you would have
drown.

2007-03-03 12:40:35 · answer #3 · answered by love_fool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

You have a real obssession. Try therapy.

2007-03-02 19:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by RidiculousTallness 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋