if a insane man is barfing in a purple picnic basket on jun 57th and grandma thinks she is a orange but an evil clown is in her closet singing jingle bells while holding in a sneeze eating onion rings from japan then how come bob is a pretzel?
2007-03-02 10:41:12 · 25 answers · asked by wamzy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cuz it is really july 27 and ur grandma is really a nut, not a orange, and the evil clown is really Britteny Spears dressed up, As a mime not a clown, and she wants to see what ur grandma is wereing, and she can't really sing so she has to hold in a sneeze eating onion ring that was from China not japan, they get mad if you confuse them, and that is why bob is a pretzel
2007-03-02 11:37:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
well you see. it all started back in the 60's. Regis Philbin and Dick Cheney went on a picnic on july 27th. june has 30 days and july is the next month after june. 57-30= 27 thus june 57th is the same as july 27th. anyways, Regis philbins grandma got hit by a car and became mentally retarded thinking she was an orange but since she was retarded, she forgot to get Ronald McDonald out of the closet and he became crazy and began to sing jingle bells while holding in a sneeze because he didnt want to startle the other crazy clown beside him. Ronald McDonald was eating onion rings from japan but he forgot that Bob (the other crazy clown next to ronald) was allergic to onions so bob (in order to survive) transformed into a pretzel (because pretzels are not alleric to onions)
2007-03-02 19:33:13 · answer #2 · answered by danny 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the chicken crossed the Red Line of Death on February 29th of 1943 while unicycling and juggling 14 chainsaws, while her mother the rooster laid an egg on top of a roof and watched it fall to the left because the wind was blowing from the north, so it landed on the insane man's head and turned Bob into a pretzel.
2007-03-02 20:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by LOLxxxA 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bob was born on the 57th of June, which is national pretzel day in Japan.
2007-03-02 18:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because it is National Jingle Bells/ Pretzel day in Japan.
2007-03-02 18:48:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has got to be a trick question cause of june 57th but I will answer anyway...
because bob and pretzels are awsome!!!! :) tee-hee
2007-03-02 18:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by mnkstapel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The insane man was your English teacher, and he now thinks you should throw shopping at lorries, whilst fitting light-bulbs into your daffodils, the ceremony being accompanied by a Ukulele band who have the hots for salamanders.
I won't be expecting an invitation!
2007-03-02 18:48:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Green
2007-03-02 18:45:00 · answer #8 · answered by Jacki 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he wants to be! P.s
Wanda and George are dead. There is broken glass all around them. What is the color og my shirt right now? Okay you win. But can you answer this: Is there an opposite day?
2007-03-02 19:05:54 · answer #9 · answered by capt.jackspearl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it's supposed to fit in with the joke. And because pretzels named bob are cute! (i'm tired not stupid!)
2007-03-02 18:45:45 · answer #10 · answered by Selleniah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋