One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you, " says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Well have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
2007-03-02 10:36:27 · 18 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad but i bet you couldn`t put a fruit pastal in ya gob without chewing
2007-03-02 10:41:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2007-03-03 00:30:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I'll use that if I ever get caught out in a boat with fishing stuff where it's prohibited.
2007-03-02 20:55:37 · answer #3 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! ha!
Was her name Hillary Clinton? If yes, no judge would believe that the game warden would desire to sexually assault her.
2007-03-02 18:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol. If you don't give me 10 points, i'll charge you for murdering my 793rd cousin...lol j/p you don't need to give me the points
:D Thought I was serious, didn't you?
2007-03-02 18:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! xD
2007-03-02 19:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha. 10/10
2007-03-02 18:40:53 · answer #7 · answered by mnkstapel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL~ Funny, I'm stealing that one.
2007-03-02 18:40:52 · answer #8 · answered by tenngurlamo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-02 18:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by Nikya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes its true
2007-03-02 18:40:33 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋