For a project in drama, I am to portray Simon Cowell, and I need to be harsh, and I mean HARSH. I would appreciate all you American Idol fans to see if you can remember any particularly cruel one-liners a la Cowell. Real quotes are encouraged, but made-up ones work just as well!
2007-03-02 10:23:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
"That was HIDEOUS!!" "Singing is not your thing!" "OMG!!, Absolutely aweful..."
2007-03-02 10:27:25 · answer #1 · answered by i'm gay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Simon Cowell Quote
2016-12-18 04:54:10 · answer #2 · answered by corrie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep your day job.
A Howling monkey has a better chance than you do.
Are you serious or just wasting my time?
Is this some kind of joke?
That has to be the worst thing I have ever heard.
That was complete rubbish.
2007-03-02 12:13:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simon - You look like one of those creatures that lives in the forest with those MASSIVE EYES!
Randy - A bush baby?
Contestant - I do NOT look like a monkey.
2007-03-02 11:23:07 · answer #4 · answered by pianoman_twentyoseven 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like his crazy analogies. Make up one that is really out there.
2007-03-02 10:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by ACE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's always saying, "I don't mean to be rude......" and then he is.
He told a large woman once that they would have to get a bigger stage.
2007-03-02 11:38:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS THE MOST HORENDUS PERFORMANCE I HAVE EVER LITERALY SEEN IN MY LIFE. also i like puppies (from the show the other night)
2007-03-02 10:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by curlyninja1256 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" I would have to say that you and Latin Pop, go together like chocolate ice cream and onions!"
Season 3.
2007-03-02 10:27:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋