a bear and a rabbit were having a big fight, when they find a lamp. the rabbit picks it up making the bear greedy, and tries to get it from him. the rabbit pulls it away, but the bear touched it (rubbed it) and surely, a magic genie appeared.
he says "you can each get 3 wishes!"
first, the bear says "I wish i was the only male bear on earth"
then, after the bear gets what he wants, the rabbit says "i wish i had a lot of carrots!"
after, the bear says "i wish i was the only male bear in the universe"
then the rabbit says "I wish for world peace"
the bear then says "i wish all the female bears were attracted to me"
and finally, the rabbit says "i wish that bear was g@y"
2007-03-02 10:16:08 · 35 answers · asked by xxfeleasexx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Shaine, they EACH got 3 wishes. 3 for the bear, and 3 for the rabbit.
2007-03-02 14:01:07 · update #1
thanks for the laugh
2007-03-02 10:17:59 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-03-08 09:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great ending. Funny.
2007-03-10 08:33:07 · answer #3 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worth a giggle.
2007-03-08 17:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but I still love this joke. the rabbit reminds me of myself. I'd **** someone over like that.
hahahahah anyway good sh*t
*high five*
2007-03-02 10:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! Cute!!! Awsome!! Lol nice avatar btw :D
2007-03-02 10:21:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say that one is pretty funny. Didn't think it was going to be at first.
2007-03-08 14:00:38 · answer #7 · answered by Butterflies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee. Best ever.
2007-03-02 10:22:21 · answer #8 · answered by DelVinci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's old but still funny good job
2007-03-09 13:26:30 · answer #9 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's the worst one ive heard all day and all all of them suxed today... alright alright ill twll the truth it rocks outloud!!!!!
2007-03-02 10:50:34 · answer #10 · answered by Miranda B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, yeah the ending's pretty funny :P
2007-03-02 10:20:00 · answer #11 · answered by Big A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋