2007-03-02 09:55:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He swept her off her feet.
2007-03-02 10:04:46 · answer #1 · answered by Flower L 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because the teacher couldnt marry the student. Thats against the law.
2007-03-02 17:58:50 · answer #2 · answered by alex77055 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so the the cleaner will do all the work for her
2007-03-02 18:12:12 · answer #3 · answered by baseballbud25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he loved her mop and bucket and floor polisher and was thrilled with what she was prepared to do with those items in their own (out of school) time...Lucky lucky b****d
2007-03-02 18:04:53 · answer #4 · answered by hennypenny 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
she wanted a man that knew how to clean up after his own mess?
2007-03-02 18:09:31 · answer #5 · answered by kodiac_master 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmm. Because they were in love? No?
2007-03-02 17:58:44 · answer #6 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cos she was good in bed, and could iron his shirts
2007-03-02 18:35:08 · answer #7 · answered by trevor s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because she was a Mophead (MUPPET)
2007-03-02 18:34:13 · answer #8 · answered by jordy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So she can clean up her act...naughty naughty!
2007-03-02 17:59:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
she was too lazy to do her own cleaning
2007-03-02 18:05:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋