Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."
Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when
they go,
they take your house and car with them.
Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE
MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
Now, you know everything you need to know!
2007-03-02 08:54:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO.....those are great!!!!
Thanks for makin my afternoon!!!!
:)
2007-03-02 09:03:51 · answer #1 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice dude
2007-03-02 16:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were pretty good. I admit I smiled
2007-03-02 17:06:25 · answer #3 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldies but goodies
like my shoes? their Italian-wherever I go, Dago!
2007-03-02 17:02:56 · answer #4 · answered by lkrhtr70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tehehe that was soo funny
2007-03-02 17:03:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-02 17:05:16 · answer #6 · answered by dania0303 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, silly, but funny.
2007-03-02 17:01:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so true! you must be the smartest guy around! thanks for the knowledge, and the laughs
2007-03-02 17:32:14 · answer #8 · answered by Polly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha...
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THAT WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY!...THNX FOR THE LAUGH
2007-03-02 17:00:55 · answer #9 · answered by britrob20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋