32% Alcohol
24% Drugs
17% Shot by harpoon
10% Misprint on TrimSpa label. Accidentally went on 30 day DIE plan.
9% Tried to fit into her old Guess Jeans.
5% Truly loved that old geezer she married. Died of heartbreak.
2% Playboy celebrity issue. Airbrushed to death.
1% Cheesecake Asphyxiation
The bimbo has been dead two weeks now and there aren't hardly any jokes yet. Welcome to our kinder and gentler society.Her silicone body is cold-time to pay tribute to the greatness of A.N.S. with tasteless jokes.
2007-03-02 08:05:30 · 9 answers · asked by lkrhtr70 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jc-excellent
national crisis? I really hope you're being facetious.
We joked about her when she was alive; why stop now?
2007-03-02 08:36:14 · update #1
blakpala8-kudos to you again-that is too good to make up
2007-03-02 09:45:51 · update #2
What if you were at your bank one day, in-line for a teller right. Behind you there was a lady with her young daughter. The mother asks her daughter, "Honey so have you decided what you wanted to be when you grow up." She goes "Yes mommy, I wanna be like Anna Nicole Smith when I grow up.!!!!! She was so pretty mommy"
would you laugh? Well I f*cking did. I laughed so hard and long my throat, my back, and my stomach was hurting. Stupid ******* society
2007-03-02 09:35:12 · answer #1 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ANS deserves to be made fun of- dead or alive! She became (im)famous for being a joke, so why not joke about her? She didn't cure cancer or even attempt to do anything humanitarian, so why cut her a break? In fact, her only real contribution to society was being a form of comic relief. It seems only appropriate now to honor her memory and carry on her legacy by continuing the comedy. That's what she would have wanted.
2007-03-02 17:01:26 · answer #2 · answered by Chelsea 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO at the person who called this a ^^national crisis...yeah, the death of a model is just as significant as the thousands of people who died on September 11th...
2007-03-02 16:58:35 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Evil people
2007-03-02 16:09:51 · answer #4 · answered by Momof2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That woman was a train wreck. I don't see much funny about it.
2007-03-02 16:12:48 · answer #5 · answered by Sandy Sandals 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im-a gonna adda to dat-----shes a was a "toootsie"--a pross tit tootsie....nuff said guido !!!
2007-03-02 16:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by jc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, make fun of a national crisis....NICE!
2007-03-02 16:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
y do u need sick jokes about peoples misfortunes???????????????????/
2007-03-02 16:16:49 · answer #8 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did she die??????
2007-03-02 16:10:54 · answer #9 · answered by kows4sale 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋