There is a redhead, brunette and a blond at the doctors there all pregnant. The redhead says she is having a girl because when she conceived she was on top. The brunette says she is having a boy because when she conceived they where military style. Then the blond starts crying and the brunette asks her what is wrong? The blond tells her I'm gonna have puppies....
2007-03-02 08:03:53 · 12 answers · asked by Momof2 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I did mean missionary lmao! I do that a lot
2007-03-02 08:14:54 · update #1
Well I'm blond and i think that most of the funniest jokes are blond ones. That one was a good one lol! :-)
2007-03-02 08:10:47 · answer #1 · answered by Pip 23 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ummmm... okay. Here's another one:
A blond went to go and get her haircut. She was wearing earphones, so she said to her haircutter,"whatever you do,don't take off my earphones." So her haircutter snips her hair away. Then she's done. She says to the blond, "I'm done." The blond doesn't move. The haircutter removes the headphones the says to the blond,"I'm done!!" The blond still doesn't move. The haircutter decides to call the police. The police investigate, and find that she's dead. The haircutter then says, ''Uh-oh." The police say, "What?" The haircutter then puts the headphones up to their ears. The headphones are saying,"Breathe in, breathe out."
***Point of Story***
Always breathe, and never listen to Breathe in, breathe out, on headphones!!
2007-03-03 01:17:18 · answer #2 · answered by Breanne M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love blond jokes!
what do you call a blond that dyes her hair brown?
artificial intelligence!
what do you call a smart blond?
a golden retriever!
2007-03-02 17:08:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's blonde! LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-03-05 08:04:56 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
military?
do you mean missionary?
old joke but still funny
2007-03-02 16:11:46 · answer #5 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's soo funny :)
2007-03-02 16:09:12 · answer #6 · answered by kows4sale 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-03-02 16:14:23 · answer #7 · answered by nc_strawberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who likes brunettes?
2007-03-02 16:10:37 · answer #8 · answered by Stevie 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
HAHAHA. That was funny, you made me laugh.
2007-03-02 18:06:32 · answer #9 · answered by cynical 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gud1
2007-03-02 16:08:02 · answer #10 · answered by AJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋