One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton, Colin Powell, and Bill Gates. He said to them, ''I've called you here because you are the 3 most influential spokepersons in the world. Go back to Earth and tell everyone there is a God, but he's blowing up the world tommorrow.''
So, Bill Clinton went back and said, ''Fellow Americans, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there is a God, and the bad news is he's blowing up the world tommorrow.''
Colin Powell went back and said, ''I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is there is a God and the good news is he's blowing up the world tommorrow.''
Then, Bill Gates went down, gathered up all his computer buddies on the Internet and said, '' I have some good news. The first part of the good news is I've been voted one of the 3 most influential spokespersons in the world. The other good news is the Y2K problem is solved.''
2007-03-02 08:03:39 · 4 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,that's a good one.
2007-03-02 15:33:04 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little late but kinda funny
2007-03-02 16:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of out of date!!!
y2k is long over
would have been funny back in 1999
2007-03-02 16:08:21 · answer #3 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie
2007-03-02 16:56:15 · answer #4 · answered by lkrhtr70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋