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my new friend?

i just got a fortune in my fortune cookie that read,
"The time is right to make new friends."

sooo which one of you are the lucky winner??

2007-03-02 08:03:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

17 answers

Hey, I got the same fortune cookie!

2007-03-02 08:07:32 · answer #1 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 0 0

That's weird... I got a fortune cookie that says 'That wasn't chicken'...

But anyways, I'd love to be your new friend... But only on the weekdays. On weekENDS, I'm someone ELSE's friend, so... yeah...

2007-03-02 08:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ok, but I hope your not like the last person I met over the internet. They made me their sex slave for 6 months. I was walking bowlegged for a year.

2007-03-02 08:08:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my fortune cookies are always wrong. sometimes they even predict my past!

and some of them are overdone....

btw, did you know they were actually invented in New York?

2007-03-02 08:14:29 · answer #4 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 0 0

How much does this position pay? Are there good benefits?
What's the time off ratio?
Any other perks we should know about?

2007-03-02 08:06:32 · answer #5 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1 0

I'll be your friend, Chippy.
Hey, BUDDY, do you save me any Kung Bao?

2007-03-02 08:09:45 · answer #6 · answered by Char 7 · 0 0

pick me i can guarantee im not like everyone else up here

2007-03-02 08:09:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if you don't mind guys who like big booties i'll be your friend.

2007-03-02 08:17:45 · answer #8 · answered by Grrr! 4 · 0 0

I'll volunteer.

2007-03-02 08:07:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus would love to be your friend.

2007-03-02 08:14:29 · answer #10 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0 0

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