I was recently caught urinating at a public golf course. No, I was literally on the 18th green, drunk as all getout and peeing in the cup. The problem, was that someone else was trying to putt. They said they are going to seek legal ramifications, what are my options?
2007-03-02 07:59:18 · 35 answers · asked by Copernicus 2 in Sports ➔ Golf
You should have urinated on them too, for having no sense of humor...that had to be a joke...right?
2007-03-02 08:02:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
As a golfer, few things are as annoying as drunks on the course. Get some help. And have some respect for the course and your playing partners.
And just think, everyone who retrived his or her ball from the hole on the 18th green put their hands where you had peed. You be a class act, friend.
2007-03-02 10:11:20 · answer #2 · answered by iwasnotanazipolka 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude -- a) you are an idiot next time wait for no one to be on the green -- really and b) if you didn't just ran away after and let them get your name you are stupid so just ignore it and it will go away -- if there are legal issue you should have dropped you pants and push one out in front of the hole before you left at least you would have a better story --
2007-03-02 08:29:46 · answer #3 · answered by Really Really 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Explain to them that you are an idiot and that being so drunk you lost your sense of golf etiquette. (Which I doubt you ever possessed.)
Stay off the golf course and spend your "drunk as all get-out" time some place else preferably at home since being at a bar you might be dumb enough to drive and put innocent people at risk.
Seek help!
2007-03-03 02:50:24 · answer #4 · answered by Paul E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sober up and get some help.
AA is in the phonebook or online. You might have a bit of drinking problem, maybe?
As for a lawsuit, keep a low profile and probably nothing will happen. Don't go back to that golf course for a while.
2007-03-02 08:01:57 · answer #5 · answered by EmLa 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think you have nothing to worry about concerning a law suit the only thing they could have done was report you to the police and you would have gotten a ticket for committing a lewd act in pubic but unless you turn yourself in, forget about it and stop doing silly things like drunken golf there has to be something better there to do then this . live life don't let it live you
2007-03-02 08:11:56 · answer #6 · answered by cute as a button 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell then you were just protecting the cup...the ball had a rough spot on it and you did not want it to damage golf course property.
You were merly using the urine as a way to soften the impact of the ball when it fell.
2007-03-02 08:02:45 · answer #7 · answered by muffbro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dob,
I assume that the golfer at the putter is going to witness against you.
You probably need to lawyer up and try to negotiate with the D.A. Perhaps, since it is a misdemeanor, you might be let off with court costs and a fine.
2007-03-02 08:03:14 · answer #8 · answered by Wolfsburgh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a good lawyer. Good luck finding one that's not a member of that golf club!
2007-03-02 16:15:37 · answer #9 · answered by x-15a2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to be more private about it. Try to hide the fact that you are peeing in a cup. Hide be hide a tree or something so they can't see what you are doing.
2007-03-02 08:10:14 · answer #10 · answered by Debbie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame the golf course owner's for not providing a portable toilet.
2007-03-02 08:11:21 · answer #11 · answered by kunde. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋