A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment, where he soon discovered she was actually well groomed and apparently very intelligent. Hoping to get intimate with her, he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors, and offered her a glass of wine.
He asked whether she preferred port or sherry and she said, “Oh, sherry, by all means. To me, it’s the nectar of the gods. Just looking at it in a crystal clear decanter fills me with an overwhelming sense of anticipation. When the stopper is removed and that gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma, and I’m lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It seems as though I’m about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow. The sound of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I’m transported into another world.”
She continued, “On the other hand, Port makes me fart.”
2007-03-02 07:37:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,that's a good joke,have you heard,
A man comes home late one night, drunk. "Where have you been?" asks his wife.
"In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!"
This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.
"Do you have golden chairs?"
"Yes."
"Do you have golden glasses?"
"Yes."
"Do you have golden beer?"
"Yes."
"Do you have a golden urinal?"
"Hold on."
On the other end, she hears "I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone."
2007-03-02 15:41:04 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar, sits down in the same chair, and orders 3 gin and tonics, every day for a week straight. After the first week goes by, the bartender asks the man "If you don't mind me asking, why do you always order 3 drinks?" The patron replies "well when I moved here from Detroit, my 2 brothers back home said have a drink for me when you get there." And so I am. Another week of this goes by and the patron comes in, sits down, but this time only orders 2 drinks. The bartender can't help but ask, "Did something happen to one of your brothers?" The patron says "No, why do you ask?" Bartender- "Well because you're only ordering 2 drinks." Patron says- "Oh no, that's only because I quit drinking."
2007-03-02 14:07:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL- gross at the end but lol funny- Thanks! :)
2007-03-02 08:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by Butterfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋