2007-03-02 07:28:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you left the henhouse open... i can see your c0ck.
2007-03-02 07:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why would you want it to be 'funny'? I just tell my husband 'Albert Einstein' and he knows to pull up his zipper, because Einstein was such a genius he often forgot he had a zipper to pull up. Otherwise, even if the person is older than me or younger than me, I get his attention and 'whisper' to him 'Your pants are unzipped.' I usually get thanked PROFUSELY since most people try to 'ignore it' even though it's 'totally embarrassing' if you are the one with his pants unzipped. Oh, and I'm sorry, but I guess I should have said that women can leave their pants unzipped too ... but I really rarely see that, for some reason.
2007-03-02 16:02:20 · answer #2 · answered by Kris L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start singing, "Swing Low Sweet Chariot"
2007-03-02 15:32:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Drawbridge is open. ORRRRR.... XYZ (x-amine your zipper!) or do i what i did to someone, i texted it. or you can call them and say: LOOK DOWN, AT YOUR PANTS!and hang up. my friend did that to her boyfriend on *67!
2007-03-02 15:34:47 · answer #4 · answered by ily[; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You: Are you afraid of heights?
Them: No.
You: Well your zipper is.
2007-03-02 16:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by Ace 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um, xyz, dude.
Are you on a farm? no, then close your barn!
You're in the nude, dude!!
I'm looki' fly, what 'bout you? (the wink very rapidly at the person who's fly is down!)
2007-03-03 01:20:11 · answer #6 · answered by Breanne M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your horse is about to come out of the barn
2007-03-02 16:09:11 · answer #7 · answered by Sandy Sandals 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was young, we used to say "your Kennywood Park is open"..Kennywood is an amusement park in Pittsburgh PA.
2007-03-02 15:34:05 · answer #8 · answered by Rosebudd 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is from bout the 6th grade.. You say..
" Are you afraid of heights?, because your z!pper is " then giggle when they figure it out..
2007-03-02 16:02:48 · answer #9 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur fly is open. shut the barn door or the animal will come out.
2007-03-02 15:37:24 · answer #10 · answered by need answers & can give them,too 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HOLY CRAP your cows are getting out!!!Then run and yell about being ran over in a stampede!!
2007-03-04 12:58:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋