A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
2007-03-02 07:28:03 · 12 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great!! Loved it!!
Now making it way around my mates....
Way funny!!!
Star given
2007-03-02 07:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya she did win the "lottery" all right! I think it is a winner and worth a star (I gave you one)!
2007-03-02 07:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed a bit
then a bit more
then I pi55ed myself
2007-03-02 10:46:01 · answer #3 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but reliable
2007-03-02 07:32:22 · answer #4 · answered by Cannon Nivram 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie/ goodie-I love the folks that explain it back to ya-classic
2007-03-02 09:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by lkrhtr70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it: she just got the divorce settled and she wants him out now that it has being finalized...
Very good joke!!!!!
love it!
2007-03-02 07:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by liza246 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-02 07:42:30 · answer #7 · answered by AJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these jokes makes it worth coming to work on a saturday thanks.
2007-03-02 22:20:05 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-02 07:32:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes !!!! great joke !!! Thank you !!!
2007-03-02 07:33:56 · answer #10 · answered by Bobbi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋