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God Said, Adam I Want you to do Something for me."

Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"

God said, "Go down into that valley."

Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God explained it to him.

Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a river?" !

God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."

Adam said, "What is a hill?"

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"

Adam said, "What's a cave?"

After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."

Adam said, "What's a woman?"

So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."

Adam said, "How do I do that?"

God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." !

And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said
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"What's a headache?"

2007-03-02 07:22:57 · 11 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

8/10 very nice- 'need answers'-->you're joking, right?

2007-03-02 09:13:27 · answer #1 · answered by lkrhtr70 4 · 0 0

Very good

2007-03-02 07:46:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very Good. actually laughed out loud

2007-03-02 07:29:45 · answer #3 · answered by Cannon Nivram 2 · 0 0

Hey Man! That was really cool.

2007-03-02 08:01:26 · answer #4 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0 0

Yeah very good.

2007-03-02 08:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by pepe..1 2 · 0 0

hee hee very funny xx

2007-03-02 07:28:03 · answer #6 · answered by floss 4 · 0 0

i dnt really get it. why did he ask whats a headache?

2007-03-02 07:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by need answers & can give them,too 2 · 0 0

very good,lol

2007-03-02 07:32:36 · answer #8 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 0 0

old but funny

2007-03-02 09:57:40 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0 0

rotflmao

2007-03-02 07:27:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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