2007-03-02 07:20:50 · 12 answers · asked by benignmalaprop 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have great little fixer upper in the Lake of Fire area if you're interested.
2007-03-02 07:25:26 · answer #1 · answered by wendy_the_pyro 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, in fact, since Hell never freezes over, the roads are always open. Much more convenient than a timeshare in Aspen or Vail.
2007-03-02 07:24:07 · answer #2 · answered by Contemplative Monkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you go to hell you're gonna be there forever. you're gonna be Satan's slave!! Jesus died on the cross for you and rose three days later!! if you believe that, you won't have to worry about a timeshare in hell.
2007-03-02 07:56:38 · answer #3 · answered by dancergirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm not sure about timeshares, However I do know that you can go to purgatory, for spring break, I visited last year, There wasn't much to do except float around. This year I hope to visit Limbo.
2007-03-02 07:25:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry. Jesus said once to die then the judgement. In a story He told of the rich man who died and went to Hell, He told him he couldn't even go back to warn his brothers of what had happened to him. Besides I get the feeling selling burning buldings when you're already burning wouldn't be much fun.
2007-03-02 07:26:38 · answer #5 · answered by Jan P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, once you buy a timeshare inhell, you are stuck with it. Sorry, you may want to consider very closely before you sink your life savings into it.
2007-03-02 07:24:42 · answer #6 · answered by t2ensie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, you can buy a condo in hell. But, you might have trouble selling it in exchange for real estate in heaven...lol
2007-03-02 07:23:59 · answer #7 · answered by Rawrrrr 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of an old joke:
If I owned Hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.
(rimshot)
2007-03-02 07:23:14 · answer #8 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The choice is yours. The thing is there is no turning back.
P.S. This is not funny!
2007-03-02 07:25:09 · answer #9 · answered by Pamela V 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No refunds, no returns.-Satan
2007-03-02 07:26:58 · answer #10 · answered by scotto destructo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋