Two eminent surgeons - one Indian the other African - were arguing bitterly during an international convention.
"No, said the Indian, "I tell you it is woomba."
The African was equally adamant. "And I`m telling you it is whooooommm."
After ten minutes of this, an English surgeon interrupted. "Excuse me chaps but, I think the word you`re trying to say is womb."
When the Englishman had gone, the African turned to the Indian and said " I bet he has never even seen a hippopotamus, never mind heard one f@rt under water!"
2007-03-02 06:28:51 · 17 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there a star for you never mind the others i liked it 8/10
2007-03-02 17:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Piggin hilarious!!
2007-03-02 06:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ali 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would it would sound more like fluuuuuuuuump tink 10/10
2007-03-02 06:38:52 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Made me smile. Crap jokes are the best!
2007-03-02 06:42:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not the best ive heard but it was still good. keep trying!
2007-03-02 06:36:22 · answer #5 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
S H I T! sorry but didnt make me laugh!
2007-03-02 06:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by British & Proud Of It 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-02 09:35:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You get a consolation prize :)
2007-03-02 07:43:50 · answer #8 · answered by CURIOUS 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard better to be honest
2007-03-02 06:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by angela n 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No not really sorry
2007-03-02 07:05:51 · answer #10 · answered by Momof2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋