2 men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the plane.
Both wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, & the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, close the door & start the engines start The passengers begin glancing nervously around searching for a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster down the runway & the people sitting in window seats realize they're heading straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
Just at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the oth
2007-03-02 06:24:27 · 20 answers · asked by Shy Ted 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
other and says,
"You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna hit that water."
2007-03-02 06:24:44 · update #1
oh my . . . lame.
2007-03-02 06:27:38 · answer #1 · answered by Aslan, reborn 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
the old ones are often the best, rather like me. You could have said it was on an air lingus flight from dublin and that the pilots did a bit of crop spraying too.
2007-03-02 06:33:46 · answer #2 · answered by "THE WISE ONE" 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ahahaha
2007-03-02 06:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by ladyP 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still laughed
2007-03-02 08:07:49 · answer #4 · answered by Cannon Nivram 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, the old ones are the best!!
2007-03-02 06:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! 100/100 and a star!
2007-03-02 06:43:14 · answer #6 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love the jokes people put on here!
2007-03-02 06:28:53 · answer #7 · answered by ARMY Babe 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha good 1
2007-03-02 06:27:54 · answer #8 · answered by angela n 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cow - you've done it again! Where DO you get them from - and more importantly, I'd like to meet the bastard who got yesterdays removed (the Geordie one ! ! !). Thanks again for a damned good laugh. I'd better go now before some idiot says this is chatting etc ! ! !
2007-03-02 23:44:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...that's a funny one. i'm just glad i wasn't on that plane. lol
2007-03-02 06:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by guitarist_147 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A W E S O M E !
2007-03-02 06:34:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋