How do i get marijuana out of my system quickly?

Question

i need to take a drug test soon for a new job....any suggestions?

Answer 1

I hope you don't have to take a hair test.It does stay in your hair for a long time. It doesn't stay in forever though.Think about it. As your hair grows the THC also grows out.But they can check your hair and usually test so far back like 6-12 months. If so they sell special shampoo for that, but it cost alot of $$$
If it's a urine test you can also buy stuff to drink. It usually runs around $40. A cheap and easy way that worked for me is:
Buy some Niacin..Eat about 4 of them then drink some water.
Repeat it about 4 times within 2 days and you should be just fine. It works well.. What it does is burn all of the THC out of your system and in your fatty cells. Also if they test for chemicals it doesn't show up. Always works for me and my friends too:)

Another thing that would be a good investment for you is this thing called a "Whizzinator" It comes with synthetic urine and you keep it warn with hand warmers. There is a belt on it and a hose that you "urinate" out of. My uncle keeps one in his car. Like I said^ Great investment:)

Answer 2

There is a drink that you can by from most stores that also carry bongs and pipes that is guaranteed or 3 times your money back. It has been years since I have seen it last, but I know that many employees at GM plants used it. You drink the mixture and follow it with 3 equal amounts of water throughout a day. I believe that you were to do this the day of the test and suggested that you quit smoking 2-3 days prior.

Answer 3

Stop now. If this is the test where they videotape you in the bath room with a specimen jar...

The morning you go, two- three hours before, drink as much sugared ice tea as you can until you're passing almost pure water every 20 minutes and take two asprin. DON'T take any of those detox products. 50-50 chance on those "independent" labs that run 500 test a day. No chance before 30-day dry-out if it's down at the probation office.

Answer 4

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You're busted - THC is only present in micro-gram quantities to begin with, so it takes your liver a very long time to get the small quantities down to very small quantities. It's also oil-based, and is stored in body fat for a long time - you can't necessarily wash it out easily. Furthermore, once it is trapped your hair, it is detectable for months or years. A home drug test is not as sensitive as a laboratory test, which can measure up to parts per trillion levels if anyone wanted to bother - it can tell even if you've been getting second hand smoke. Federal drug tests consider THC levels above 15 nanograms to be indicative of marijuana use - the home test lower limit is about 50 ng/L. Even if you passed a home test, you would not pass a lab test. The only way to pass the test, is not have THC in your system. The only way to get rid of oil-based contaminants stored in body fat is to get rid of body fat, which would mean you'd need to be in ketosis and go on a rather extreme low-carb diet - this would still take months. And you'd have to cut your hair off. If anyone wanted to bother, they could take fingernail trimmings and analyze those.

Answer 5

okay well i was in your position a couple weeks ago . and i drank a detox drink ( your local smoke shop should have one 35$ ) that's if it is a urine test and if it is a hair test ( its a shampoo and you got to use white vinegar also and that's should be at your local smoke shop also . ( and i know people tell you dont chew on ice but for some odd reason ( i dont know why ) but that helps too . there are no proven facts for that one but i eat alot of ice and i passed with flying colors without the drink or shampoo maybe i was just lucky but if you are a true 24/7 smoker i strongly suggest the drink and shampoo . but dont drink too much water your pee will come out too diluted and they will ask you to take it again another day. and youll be out of $35 . okay i hope i helped out . good luck oh yeah they also got a package ( i know it sounds weird )of fake pee you strap a to your stomach and your body temp heats it up . and it drains out of a little wire pipe like thing . the people at the smoke shop should know what your talking about if you discribe it to them . ok good luck bye

Answer 6

THC, the active weed ingredient, is stored long term in fat cells in your body. So diet and exercise hardcore for a little while and drink a lot of water, and you should be cool. Not only is this free but it actually works, whereas most of the stuff you can buy to help you pass drug tests will not.

Answer 7

depends how much is in your system, like stated above

I did watch a who had to take a drug test in 3 days just kept drinking water for days, mix it with some gatorade here and now, and she passed? She would walk around with a gallon of water with everywhere. it was pretty comical?

I've also here of some pills that make you get all hot and shaky, chills, sweating, all red, nasty lil' pill to clean ya up, but i don't know how well they work.

and how soon is soon? and how frequent are you?

Answer 8

Depends on how much you have smoked.

THC in marijuana is rapidly absorbed by fatty tissues in various organs. Generally, traces (metabolites) of THC can be detected by standard urine testing methods several days after a smoking session. However, in chronic heavy users, traces can sometimes be detected for weeks after they have stopped using marijuana.

Answer 9

Stop smoking ASAP. Go to your local head shop & get Vale. It's a drink that tastes like Gatorade but if you follow the directions exactly it'll work.

Answer 10

There are cleansers you can buy over the counter. You should also drink a ton of water before your test and also eat a lot of fruit. I would also recommend you exercise everyday until your test.......good luck!