I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me.
2007-03-02 06:11:57 · 20 answers · asked by Shy Ted 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased; you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.
2007-03-02 06:12:10 · update #1
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!
That's a belter!!
LMFAO!!!
2007-03-02 06:18:44 · answer #1 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never go their that is a good lesson, every man out there don't come on to your mother in law go home to the women you love an, to the diffy's out there that is why your women don't love you no more..wow got to change my answer my feller laughed his head off , he said it a great joke he wrote it down to pass it on he said lol
2007-03-02 06:20:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not quite up to the standard I expect from you I'm afraid
Can only give it 6/10
2007-03-02 23:47:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lmao, I heard this one except it was the bride to be younger sister that did the test. It still makes me laugh though
2007-03-02 07:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by Momof2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
$h!t on a stick man that was awesome!!! I just loved the lesson learned...$h!t man! If you didn't go out to get the condom, your ar$e was grass. Ha, Ha,Ha.
2007-03-02 06:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
True say, and very funny, took me 5 minutes to read though!
2007-03-02 06:16:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are a crazy funny girl I should say. That was hilarious.
2007-03-02 07:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by Salaama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-02 06:20:21 · answer #8 · answered by Emilee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! i actually laughed! that was really good..it's always good to hear new jokes here... and you get a star! :)
2007-03-02 11:55:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL HAHAHAHA thats sooo funny, good one!
2007-03-02 06:16:32 · answer #10 · answered by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an awsome one! i gotta tell my friends that one!!!!!
2007-03-02 07:05:16 · answer #11 · answered by kammy r 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋