2007-03-02 06:06:04 · 11 answers · asked by The Jesus Mohamed Buddha Gimp 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You mean you didn't marry him first? sinner...
2007-03-02 06:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by billthakat 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The first thing you must do, if you want to save the planet Earth, is to discover the difference between "there" and "they're."
2007-03-02 14:50:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame it on the Venusians. They won't mind. They're in a fog all the time anyway.
2007-03-02 14:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully you bottled him up okay. Don't want him defacating all over the place. You thought humans smelled bad!
2007-03-02 14:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by Tori M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha! haha!
2007-03-02 14:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by Eryn v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give em a green card.
2007-03-02 14:09:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turn yourself in and let them do horrible experiments on you. For example, putting their foot up through your ***
2007-03-02 14:11:28 · answer #7 · answered by Ayesha 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye!
2007-03-02 14:10:24 · answer #8 · answered by afewideas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop taking those pills.
2007-03-02 14:11:58 · answer #9 · answered by smgray99 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Release him now, if you want to live.
2007-03-02 14:09:01 · answer #10 · answered by scifiguy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame it on the Muslims, that's what everyone else does.
2007-03-02 14:09:10 · answer #11 · answered by Dave P 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋