May I tell you about my doctor?

Question

He's very good.

If you tell him you want a second opinion, he'll go out and come in again.

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before realizing she was Chinese.

He gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.

While talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." He said, "Tell him I can't see him."

A man came running in the office and yelled "Doctor, Doctor!! my son just swallowed a roll of film!!" The doctor replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops.

A patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied, "When did what start?"

I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: "Don't answer it."

My doctor has his share of nut cases. One said, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." He gave him some pills and said, "Here, take these if they don't work, give me a ring."

Another guy told him he thought he was a deck of cards. The doctor said, "Sit over there, I'll deal with you later."

When I told him I broke my leg in two places, he said stop going to those places.

Doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment, then he says, "You should have come sooner."

Answer 1

My girlfriend's doctor works for an HMO - they charge her for a self-breast exam.

Answer 2

the gynea came home from work and told his wife he was bushed

Answer 3

Thanks for the info. Now how do I earn the ten points??????????

Answer 4

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