Does anybody know the best knock knock joke... well it can be almost the best too. just ANY knock knock joke!!
2007-03-02 05:35:17 · 10 answers · asked by marysheckler 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm Dwowning!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Your panther falling down!
Silly ones, but they make my 8 yo chuckle!
2007-03-02 06:39:26 · answer #1 · answered by janember819 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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The BEST knock knock joke??
Does anybody know the best knock knock joke... well it can be almost the best too. just ANY knock knock joke!!
2015-08-19 04:54:06 · answer #2 · answered by Fraser 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock, knock
who's there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
2007-03-02 07:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by JaM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-
Moooo..
2007-03-02 06:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by lyerb 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
Who s there ?
Yah
Yah who?
Why are you sawying yahoo its just a joke
2015-03-17 12:40:54 · answer #5 · answered by Dinh N 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 why do u need 2 know the best knock knock jokes :S and second ummm
knock knock
who there
Your Mom
Mom i told u not too play with me go away
2007-03-02 05:43:08 · answer #6 · answered by Diamond P 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I have possibly the best knock knock joke ever!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop!
I eat mop who? (I eat my pooh)
You're disgusting.
2007-03-04 04:27:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
Who's there
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
You eat your poo? That's gross!
Harharhar
2016-05-31 11:53:23 · answer #8 · answered by Alessandra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm lets see.
Knock nock.
No ones home
Go away
2007-03-02 05:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
knock knock
who's there?
alex
alex who?
alex plain later just let me in
think about it
2007-03-02 06:02:50 · answer #10 · answered by Tman 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋