A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.
The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"
2007-03-02 05:19:19 · 14 answers · asked by Thejames A 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
Check this joke out, it's my favorite.
A woman gives birth to twins. She puts them up for adoption. One is adopted to a family in Egypt and named Amal, the other is adopted to a family in Spain, and named Juan.
Ten years go by and the woman gets a letter and a picture from Juan. The woman says to her husband how much this means to her, and how she wishes she had a picture of Amal. Her husband replies "Dear, they're twins. When you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
2007-03-02 07:39:25 · answer #1 · answered by allyalexmch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a smart guy, checking to see how much time he has with Mr. Barber's wife..
Thanks for the laugh..
2007-03-02 08:11:34 · answer #2 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha He not going to get a haircut there.
2007-03-02 05:27:04 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Mr. Playa is pretty smart!
2007-03-02 05:49:21 · answer #4 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-03-02 05:26:18 · answer #5 · answered by Amber C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....I get it! ahahaha
2007-03-02 05:23:25 · answer #6 · answered by ladyP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so cool
2007-03-02 05:27:53 · answer #7 · answered by The dude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-02 05:32:54 · answer #8 · answered by bpositive 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-03-02 05:26:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg!! lol!! that's so wrong!!
2007-03-02 05:22:39 · answer #10 · answered by abbas_n_chantel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋