Sometimes You've Gotta Love Drunk People......
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it's 3 o' clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man sighs, does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband.
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"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk?
2007-03-02 05:09:05 · 8 answers · asked by ladyP 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ladyp got it going!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-02 10:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a pretty good joke but I wasn't really rolling on the floor laughing. I guess jokes just don't make me laugh, o well
thnx anyways!
2007-03-02 19:44:01 · answer #2 · answered by Unknown Artist~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great. I thought he wanted somenone to push him off the roof.
2007-03-02 13:46:19 · answer #3 · answered by Jamonican 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good One! LOL.
Classic.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-05 08:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How stupid,unfortunatly I think I know him.
2007-03-02 13:15:57 · answer #5 · answered by Tim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dad not again sorry if he peed on you lawn.LOL
2007-03-02 13:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol......thats awesome. Sound like something I would do...lol
2007-03-02 13:13:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was HILARIOUS it made me crack up, lol
2007-03-02 13:15:03 · answer #8 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋