I've tried everything, but he just ignores me. People said to give him time andattention and he would grow to love me. I give him special food, make sure he's always got enough to drink and even sing to him.
I'm getting no response, though. I tried stroking him seductively last night and he just sat there, silent, cold and limp.
How long does it take to get a rubber plant to love you back?
2007-03-02 05:04:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Try teasing him with a few fruit flavoured condoms ...........lol
2007-03-02 05:09:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-18 13:48:25 · answer #2 · answered by lonsdale 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never been called a rubber plant before - Oh maybe it's not me your talking about - LOL !
2007-03-02 05:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by Robert W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it wont love you until your clean. use listerine on your nads then take a bath in TCP then it will love you for around 10 minutes until the unclean thoughts return then you must wash the filth of dirty dirty clean clean
2007-03-05 01:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Robert W you are the biggest fudge packer on here. in answer to your question try licking it
2007-03-05 01:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by scringe69 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, sell it and instead use the money to get a real man, lol that was funny....good one..i thought u meant something else at first...
2007-03-02 05:12:58 · answer #6 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-02 05:09:13 · answer #7 · answered by theemadmonkey 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-03-02 05:14:27 · answer #8 · answered by Emilee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your wierd!
2007-03-02 05:13:59 · answer #9 · answered by ladyP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know who ever told you that you are amusing, they were misguided
2007-03-02 05:08:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋