We know Jesus is coming soon. So are YOU ready?
2007-03-02 04:50:14 · 17 answers · asked by amber 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You can test yourself. Is the oil in your lamp full? For those alive on earth, those Christians need to have their oil lamps full to be part of the rapture. That is the filling of the Holy Spirit.
When you praise God in Praise & Worship service, are you loving God in the Spirit?
Do you pray, worship in spirit & truth every morning & follow after the Spirit through out the day?
2007-03-02 04:59:52 · answer #1 · answered by t_a_m_i_l 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Opps! Looks like you missed it, dude!
THE ONION | Issue 43•08
MARION, IN—Following last week's rapture, which transported four members of the Marion Mockingbirds Book Club to heaven in order to be with Jesus Christ, the three remaining members have reportedly been scrambling to maintain a regular Wednesday meeting schedule as well as the usual coffee-and-pastry rotation.
"It's a shame because I think Shirley had the most stimulating opinions, and I was really looking forward to hearing what she'd have to say about [Fannie Flagg's Standing In The Rainbow] right before her ascension," said club member Diane Valinsky Monday. "And we were supposed to meet at Lucas' house this week, but I guess that's out now, seeing as the armies of Satan are on the march."
Valinsky said she and the remaining members were not surprised that the Antichrist turned out to be Mitch Albom, calling his latest fiction effort, For One More Day, "disappointing."
2007-03-02 12:59:42 · answer #2 · answered by gjstoryteller 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I am ready. I am going to Heaven soon and I can't wait to walk on those streets of gold while talking to God.
2007-03-03 11:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I second Kallen's post. When he comes and takes you, send me a note right before you go. I want your stuff too. Better yet, go ahead and send it to me along with all of your money. You don't love it do you? Better not, you might not be going either, so send it right away. This will prove that you are a true believer. I am really an angel sent from The Almighty testing you. If you cannot give up all as did your savior you do not deserve the splendor of heaven.
2007-03-02 13:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by Dissociative 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Some Bible believing Christians don't believe in the rapture.....
2007-03-02 13:00:48 · answer #5 · answered by Ricoba 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it does come, I sure hope I get to stick around on Earth.
My idea of heaven would be earth after all the Christians disappear.
2007-03-02 12:54:30 · answer #6 · answered by Vegan 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You "know"? Christians all over the world have been saying it's the end of the world for over 200 years. Possibly longer.
There are many paths to God. Not just your one religion.
2007-03-02 13:18:09 · answer #7 · answered by Meatwad 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is no God...the rapture is a fairy tale story in a fairy tale book...I'm surprised anyone even believes that nonsense anymore.
2007-03-02 12:59:16 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah D 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think that only God knows the truth...But I am ready!
2007-03-02 13:41:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Always. But He's not coming for a long time.
2007-03-02 12:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by Bear 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋