As I skidded through an intersection, headed straight for a utility pole, I asked Jesus to take the wheel. There was over $2000 damage to my pick up truck after the crash. Jesus can't steer for sour grapes! Does he even have a drivers license? Or is that country singer, Carrie Underwood, just full of crap?
2007-03-02 04:42:29 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're telling me.
My friend skippy was carrying a nut across the street the other day and almost got ran over by some SUV with a Jesus Fish on the back!
2007-03-02 04:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
I'm not so sure you allowed him to take the wheel. Obviously. Plus, it's a metaphor that you wouldn't understand since you've been trying to steer yourself all your life, and that's why you're so lonely and sad and want to make fun of a strong religion. That's sad.
2007-03-02 04:48:33 · answer #2 · answered by juliEmAnia 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny for an Atheist to ask Jesus to take the wheel. You are not fooling me Gandalf, maybe them hobbits, but not me.
2007-03-02 04:48:35 · answer #3 · answered by AJM 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hello Gandalf.. :)
I pray you were not hurt..but I do agree with the person that said He was with you or you would not be here telling us this.. :)
She must be doing something right..she won an emmy for that song.. :)
In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ.. :)
2007-03-02 04:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was your pickup truck american or foreign made? Jesus seems to only like Fords and Chevys per country music.
2007-03-02 04:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
well apparently u dont really belive in God, i could be wrong but hey he did protect especially frm dying! be appreciative and thankful for that!! adn maybe cuz u mock him, he didnt really have to "take the wheel" also the song is metaphorically than just physically she realizes she needs God and wants him back in her life!
2007-03-02 04:46:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus rides the bus.
2007-03-02 04:47:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I used to live in Minnesota. Now I live in North Carolina. I told my best friend there how nice the weather was the other day she said "**** you" (all in fun, of course} I'm going to tell you exactly what I told her..." I see your "**** you!" and I raise you a "Move here."
2007-03-02 04:57:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, you're still here today. Why look at the glass as half empty, when it's possible that your life could have been saved?
2007-03-02 04:46:41 · answer #9 · answered by CHRISTINA 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus wasnt driving! dont blame Him..
this is religion here NOT TRAFFIC
2007-03-02 04:46:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋