2007-03-02 04:26:30 · 6 answers · asked by Carla M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes
This woman is standing at a bus stop and a gust of wind blows up her skirt and this english guy next to her says "a bit Airy isn't it"
and she says "what were you expecting feathers"
2007-03-02 04:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Blueberry Hill
2007-03-02 12:29:57 · answer #2 · answered by reddie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ok, there's this Clown, a Rabbi. a Priest and the Easter Bunny. They were trying to change a light bulb in the bar they had just walked into, and one of them says "Hey, is that your hat or my wife you are wearing". Well the Easter Bunny points one ear to the left and says........OH DARN, I FORGOT THE PUNCHLINE!!!!
2007-03-02 12:34:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well I think its funny.. lol
What do your girlfriend and a bowling ball have in common??
~They both get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and still come back for more!
hehe.
thats funny
2007-03-02 12:36:04 · answer #4 · answered by mommy2be_18 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Okay, first off I'm not racist, this joke was in fact told to me by my Mexican friend.
A Mexican, American, and Russian are taking a pilgrimage to the top of Mt. Everest to offer a tribute to their god. At the top, the Russian takes out a bottle of vodka and throws it off the cliff saying "This is my offer to you my mighty god, we have enough of this in our country!"
The Mexican takes a taco out of his backpack and throws it off the cliff saying "Oh mighty god! this is my offer to you! We have enough of these in my country!"
The American looks in his backpack... and shrugs and pushes the Mexican off the cliff saying "Oh mighty god, this is my offer, we have too many of these in our country!"
Again I mean no racism in this joke, my two closest friends are Mexicans.
2007-03-02 12:29:15 · answer #5 · answered by jbothayer 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
no do you?
2007-03-02 12:28:58 · answer #6 · answered by Gabriel D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋