A woman goes into a tackle shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the pay desk.
She says, "Excuse me but can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
The assistant says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes.
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week For only £20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a MasterCard," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind assistant could tell it was her who farted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be £34.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for £20.00? How did you get £34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel are £20.00, but the duck call is £11.00 and the catfish bait is £3.50."
2007-03-02 04:11:46 · 58 answers · asked by David 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is funny. XD
2007-03-02 04:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a scale from 1-10 on the laugh-o-meter, I'll give it about a 4, funny yet lacking.
2007-03-02 04:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love Love Love clean jokes!
10/10
thanks for the laugh
have a nice day!
2007-03-09 02:33:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe, thats hella funny. But it shouldnt be in pounds. and its like the one where the blind guy smells up the womans skirt at the saw mill and says its the "shithouse door on a tuna boat"
2007-03-02 04:15:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather tell the world that I cracked one of than give up the 14.50. What is so wrong with a long joke? How can you be to lazy to read?
2007-03-06 10:16:18 · answer #5 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2007-03-10 03:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by Sharon L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! GROSS!!!!! Man, the duck call for the sound and catfish bait for the smell... sooo mean rofl!
2007-03-02 04:17:04 · answer #7 · answered by Nightwolf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
David, good stuff....funny and I got it! I plan on telling it to someone tomorrow. Still have smirk on my face after a big LOL......bless
2007-03-09 15:06:56 · answer #8 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! LOL!! Great joke, and my fisherman hubby will love it too! Good show! 10/10
2007-03-02 05:38:49 · answer #9 · answered by janember819 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I thought it was very funny and my wife agreed. Two votes for yes.
2007-03-09 13:50:38 · answer #10 · answered by baldy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha.
2007-03-07 13:15:34 · answer #11 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋