i saw a bum wearing a fight poverty tshirt-so i hit him.
i saw a bum with 1 shoe the other day.i said to him"you've lost a shoe!"he goes "no,i found one!"
a bum came up to me and said "i havent eaten food in 3 days!"i said "dont worry,it still tastes the same."
2007-03-02 03:56:22 · 6 answers · asked by rossy g 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Stone cold.Love it
2007-03-02 04:07:50 · answer #1 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones 9/10 !!
2007-03-02 12:41:19 · answer #2 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See, now THESE are funny.
Good ol' Rodney Dangerfield style hilarity.
2007-03-02 12:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Neighbour seeing the man who is doing exercises at the balcony.
neighbour: wow what ******..!
man : hey..u come to my room see my wife.
2007-03-02 12:02:27 · answer #4 · answered by Ramkumar G 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i havent had a bite in days so i bite him old one..
2007-03-02 12:02:16 · answer #5 · answered by Steve C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones, Mate!!!!!!!! Ta!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-02 12:02:00 · answer #6 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋