Atheists: Have you ever considered the possibility that God may exist?

Question

Do you think when the spirit of God is flying over the surface of the waters he looks at his reflection?

Have you considered the possibility that he might like chocolate cake and orange juice?

Have you ever considered what type of car jesus would drive if he were still alive? I'm thinking a hybrid or an electric car.

Do you think Jesus would trade in his sandals for shoes with straps like old people wear, would he wear lace up shoes or loafers? Probably moccasins, right?

Have you considered God in jeans?

What about trousers?

Answer 1

Trousers are unlikely, since they were originally the work pants of the French peasantry, and became adopted by the rest of society only after the French Revolution which was, of course, the product of the dread Secular Humanists, never mind that these originated only in 1980.

Does God exist? Of course. In fact he exists many times over. The human mind cranks out God over and over, like sausages, containing seasonings which will appeal to the tastes of the consumer.

Mount Olympus is crowded with gods, and poor little Yahweh is on the edge of the crowd. Somebody courteously gave Mary Baker Eddy a seat, but Joseph Smith and Brigham Young get standing room only, and L. Ron Hubbard is behind them looking over their shoulders, barely able to hear when Zeus speaks.

In the front rows are the most real kinds of God, with well-established claims to be God. This includes the Lord Krishna, Poseidon, Mazda, Attis, Ra, Osiris, and - my favorite - the figure of wisdom, Athena. Poor Caesar Augustus and his Livia are forced to the unaccustomed place of second rank.

Today the assembled multitude is awarding an honor to Pharoah Akhneton, for his invention of monotheism. Moses is looking depressed, because so many ignorant yobbos have given him credit for doing it that he was beginning to believe them. But the crowd is pleased and God in each of his many manifestations is happy to see credit given where it is due. We are one, they say, and it's fun to manifest ourself in many forms then watch those crazy humans fight over us when thet are too dumb to figure out the truth about God.

Answer 2

*Atheists: Have you ever considered the possibility that God may exist?

God is certainly possible, but not as advertised. Even a supernatural being cannot simultaneously be omniscient, omnipotent, all just, all merciful, undeniable and unempirical. People joke about heavy rocks but the paradox is much deeper.

*Do you think when the spirit of God is flying over the surface of the waters he looks at his reflection?

Doesn't have a reflection. (Probably gets vampire anxiety.)

*Have you considered the possibility that he might like chocolate cake and orange juice?

What is it you Westerners have against fish?

*Have you ever considered what type of car jesus would drive if he were still alive? I'm thinking a hybrid or an electric car.

Jesus would walk or use public transit.

*Do you think Jesus would trade in his sandals for shoes with straps like old people wear, would he wear lace up shoes or loafers? Probably moccasins, right?

All that walking toughens up the feet. If he had to wear shoes, he'd probably find something at the Goodwill or Salvation Army stores. (More likely he'd be in Asia making shoes.)

*Have you considered God in jeans?

Wranglers, maybe.

*What about trousers?

Sure. Whatever the locals are wearing, unless it's some sort of fashion statement. He doesn't really worry about what he eats, drinks or wears. These kinds of questions would annoy him.

Answer 3

Born and raised a good RC boy. When much younger (7 or 8 years old) thought about becoming a priest. Thank goodness I got over that sickness.
If God existed, then on every Sunday he would do nothing but wear his wife beater shirt and watch the Sunday football games. Jesus would be a union member as a carpenter, smoke too much and have a beer belly. Jesus would drive a truck and wear steel toed boots. God would work from home and be anti-social, sending Jesus to go shopping for food and out into public. And if Jesus was getting his head kicked in the street in front of the house, God would watch but do nothing. Typical dysfunctional family.

Answer 4

Do i HAVE to be an athesist to answer the questions?please? I,ll play nice ,i promise.
I truly hope that because they are "rational" they have given a lot of thought and research to the Does God exsist problem.
2.I think God sees his reflection in our faces.
3.chocolate was made in heaven so yes! buti think he would prefer grape juice.
4.Jesus would drive a 60,s VW Van.
5.definitly moccasins!
6.Jesus in blue jeans ! cool!
7.no.too stuffy.
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Answer 5

The burden of proof regarding the existence of a god does not rest on the unbelievers but rather on the those that claim his existence.

If someone told you that there was an invisible magical troll standing next to you, you would not automatically believe it (sane person) but would rather tell that person to prove it. It is their responsibility not yours.
I do not consider the possibility that god exists just as I do not consider the possibility of that troll.

Answer 6

I am going to take this quest as a joke but will answer.

I think most Atheists have thought about it. As you know some used to be christians others used to be in another religion. I dont think there is one atheist that has not though that god may exist. But in the end we come to the answer that he does not.

Answer 7

Excellent point. If I'm going to consider a fantasy, I might as well make it a good one.

I personally think he drives a winged unicorn that farts rainbows. (No point besmirching the environment when you can leave hope and the promise of a new day behind as a waste product.)

Answer 8

"For Bahaism has no clergy, no non secular ceremonial, no public prayers; its in simple terms dogma is concept in God and in his Manifestations (Zoroaster, Moses, Jesus, et al., Baha'u'llah)." - this could nonetheless signify a difficulty with many Atheists as a results of fact we don't get to decide on what we have faith in. many human beings can in simple terms have faith in something that has demonstrable helping evidence. the different subject is that if all Gods are in effect the comparable Uba-God then how come this God's message may be so extremely distinctive between his distinctive believers. you could think of that one in all those God could a minimum of be consistent with what he tells human beings. there continues to be (and consistently would be) the subject of suffering. the worldwide has no evidence of a compassionate God yet does mean that if a God exists then that's a malicious God. that's much less puzzling and easier to settle for that there is no God and s#it happens quite than personifying it and having to settle for that your personification is malicious. the classic difficulty that i'm able to foresee is which you're are going to apply scripture as your helping evidence. this could immediately be shown as misguided. there is no scripture which would be used as helping evidence. Even in a court docket of regulation, rumour evidence is frequently no longer allowed and while that's allowed that's seen with super scepticism taking into money owed accuracy and motives and is frequently in simple terms ever utilized alongside side extra solid evidence. it does no longer be sufficient to convict on that's own. I even have yet to work out any scripture that may no longer open to misinterpretation and that i doubt that yours is any distinctive. a actual God could write their scripture in completely unambiguous words with the purpose to no longer be misunderstood (extraordinarily if omniscient). I even have yet to work out this in any scripture.

Answer 9

I more than considered: as a child, I believed. As I grew up and began to think and question, though, and I realized that religion was not as it seemed, and was an explanation with no evidence or support.

Answer 10

I'm sure everybody has thought about it at one point in time. Hell I pictured him rocking an afro with the hippie style look and smoking a blunt.