there is this women that works at a bar and one day a lady comes in and there sittin there talkin and the bar tinder was talkin about have to go to work sick. well a few mins later, the other lady said man i wouldnt want to come to work sounding like that either. its so anueing.
the bartinder looks at her and says this is my real voice and walks off well a little while later the same women comes up to the bar and asked for some beer. the bar tender said im sory i dont like serving pregant people in my bar.
2007-03-02 03:11:01 · 18 answers · asked by slick_chik316 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok another words she called the lady fat. ya know ppl get on here to get away from the crolty and crap that ppl make them go through every day. and its ppl like yall that want to talk about someones spelling. y does the world care. thanks to the girl who said ya know that was funny but it was kinda hard to read. ya know see even if ppl werelike they r but nicer about it like she was. it wouldnt even be so bad. ITS NOT WHAT YOU SAY BUT HOW YOU SAY IT!!!
GET A LIFE AND GET OVER YOUR SELFS
2007-03-02 03:35:55 · update #1
good joke and don't listen to the other people who cares about spelling it the internet we can spell how ever we want
2007-03-02 03:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! The lady might just have "M" or PMS other than pregnant.
But then:
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.
Little Johnny wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure," said the young student confidently. "Means carrying a child."
2007-03-02 03:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was cute but the spelling made it really hard to read.
2007-03-02 03:26:29 · answer #3 · answered by Tracy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
please translate to a language humans can understand.
p.s. there is something called Check Spelling when you place your questions. you know, the icon at the upper right of the text box. try it. it works like magic for people prone to typos.
2007-03-02 03:27:15 · answer #4 · answered by jaded girl 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just a little funny
not hard to get, she was not pregant just fat
2007-03-02 03:15:10 · answer #5 · answered by just me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get it but its not that funny to me ha...ha
2007-03-02 03:16:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow ur title should this joke iz not funny ignore this post!!!!
2007-03-02 03:50:11 · answer #7 · answered by UNIQUE 1!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your english needs improvement, that's why I didn't get it.
2007-03-02 03:33:20 · answer #8 · answered by M.Z_Biotech 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry, no its not funny, and do us all a favor and use spell check...pleeeeeeeaaase.
2007-03-02 03:17:06 · answer #9 · answered by Trish 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stick to you day job
2007-03-02 03:16:44 · answer #10 · answered by justcurious 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋