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Want another beer?

or

Who wants shots?

2007-03-02 02:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by Mike 4 · 0 0

One liners don't 'work', as in make a girl leap into the sack with you.

Just start a conversation like a mature adult.

2007-03-02 02:57:11 · answer #2 · answered by SmartBlonde 3 · 0 0

God, you are beautiful. Van Gogh would have used you instead of Mona Lisa!

Every time I see you, you look younger and more beautiful each time.

You are the jewel of the Nile.

I get butterflies in my stomach every time I see you.

I float when I talk to you. It's painful. The last time I talked to you I floated to the ceiling and hurt my head.

The "Sunshine Man".

2007-03-02 03:04:38 · answer #3 · answered by bob P11 3 · 0 0

I can't remeber exactly how it went because it was a couple of years ago now but it was something about a giant penguin and breaking the ice?! It made me laugh anyway! We dated for a couple of months.

2007-03-02 03:02:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Cheesy i know, but you wet your finger tap them on the arm so they notice your finger has wet their clothes, and say noe let me help you out of those wet clothes - makes me laugh every time

2007-03-02 02:57:37 · answer #5 · answered by sarah n 2 · 0 0

of all the things ive lost in life, my mind is the one i miss most. ozzy osborne

2007-03-02 02:58:49 · answer #6 · answered by zanydumplings 3 · 0 1

"I've got a 9-incher" How could I resist?

2007-03-02 03:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by Away With The Fairies 7 · 0 0

Have i seen you somewhere before???

I said "Yes thats why i dont go their anymore!!"

2007-03-02 03:06:22 · answer #8 · answered by glam123 2 · 0 0

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