Men are like a deck of cars....
You need a ♥ to love them...
A ♦ to marry them...
A ♣ to beat their head in...
And a ♠ to bury the basterd.
2007-03-02 02:28:52 · 13 answers · asked by Pirate 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Have a great day! LOL. 8*.
2007-03-05 00:47:42 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 02:32:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 1/2 of ten
funny, funny, funny
2007-03-02 02:42:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thatz funny kind of a +5
2007-03-02 07:50:54 · answer #4 · answered by georgiapeach4lyfe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-03-02 03:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by lloyd s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the funnier jokes i've heard! 10 out of 10..! i'm gonna tell this to all my frenz!
2007-03-02 02:58:06 · answer #6 · answered by fizadora 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TWO THUMBS UP ON THAT ONE.....VERY FUNNY!!
2007-03-02 02:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one! so true!
2007-03-02 02:46:45 · answer #8 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i so love that. its so true though yay!
2007-03-02 03:52:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really liked it
2007-03-02 02:39:41 · answer #10 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋