My dad is one of those dads that hung out in his skivvies. So if we brought someone over to the house, they had to stay out on the porch until we went inside to have dad put pants on. A few times he would just drape a towel over his lap and expect us to have our friends walk through to our rooms. Dreadful!
It was horrible to have to explain to someone why they had to sit on the porch or why my dad was wearing a towel.
That ties with the time my mother, gma and aunt were at a store and my gma proceeded to tell my mom it was time for me to get a bra. So I had all three of them feeling me up at the mall fitting a bra over me to see what size I was. To make it worse, we saw my teacher there.
2007-03-02 02:56:33
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answered by Question Addict 5
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I was out in my boyfriends car right in front of my parents house... We were just talking before I went in for the night... And my mom being the paranoid woman she is kept flicking the outside light on and off, as if to signal for me to come in... Then she sent my two little sisters out to dance around, and act like dorks, and tell me to come in... Then she flicked the lights some more... and Finally she came out to yell at me, and said," You cant just sit out here in the dark in a car all night, what do you think the neighbors are going to think!?!"
2007-03-02 02:40:12
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answered by raven975 3
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I was an 'early bloomer.' I needed to start shaving my legs much earlier than most other girls (I was about 11.) Unfortunately, my Mom didn't want to talk about these things with me, so I needed to take matters in my hands.
After being picked on for my hairy legs, I decided to shave them. We were at a family picnic & I was laying in a lounge chair in my shorty-shorts (it was the 80's) and my Mom says (loud enough for all to hear) "Why did you shave your legs?!? You're *much* too young to start shaving!" and then she went on to tell everyone in ear shot about my other early developments. I wanted the earth to open up & swallow me (or her!) whole.
Oh well. That's what parents are for!
2007-03-02 02:54:18
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answered by retropink 5
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I,ll never forget them trying to dance to Faithless,s Insomnia at a 21st for a relative, cringing in my seat is an understatement.Also out one day with mum she said to my son"nana used to be brilliant on her bike" took his and fell sideways into a hedge with me and my son wetting ourselves.Oh and the day she came home with a perm her head looked like a mushroom she loved it too.
2007-03-02 02:37:13
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answered by smiler 4
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My folks didn't embarrass me but my Aunt made it goal in life ti embarrass her kids:-) One example:
My Aunt, cousin & her best friend were in K-Mart the friend asked my Aunt, "Mrs Thomas, what's the FUNKY CHICKEN?" So, my Aunt started doing the FUNKY CHICKEN right in the middle of the main isle of the store. My cousin still cringes when she thinks about it :-)
2007-03-02 03:21:15
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answered by Julia B 6
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My mom was saying bye to me at the door to go to a self defense class with my friend who was also thier. She goes "ready to HI-Yah?" And she does some wierd kick in front of him It was embarising
2007-03-02 02:28:12
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answered by ZAK 2
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Made me play the piano for relatives before I really knew how to play well. @8-)
2007-03-02 04:47:42
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answered by Dovey 7
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