So how do rid ourselves of the current religious cult of the dirty filthy wookieists They destroying society With their primative animal lust. They pretend to be your friend but as soon as you turn your back BAMMM smash you in the noodle. They clog up your drain with giant nasty hairballs the size of your head. So how can we rid the world of these beasts?
2007-03-02 02:19:32 · 14 answers · asked by hate 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Knock on doors and ask they watch star wars.
2007-03-02 02:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Many Atheists on this site claim to be logical but are just as illogical as those they mock. One example of this is yesterday, a guy wrote on my Q, "Truth is relative."
That was one of the dumbest things I have heard in a long time.
2+2=4
They forget that there are many highly intelligent people who are rock solid Christians.
2007-03-02 02:29:51 · answer #2 · answered by Jeff- <3 God <3 people 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Consider the other side of the issue friend. If we destroy the Wookiests, then where do we get the hair to stuff our throw pillows?
2007-03-02 02:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive been fighting off the wookies underground now for about 5 years. its a never ending battle. i'll be damned before i have another clogged drain from a hairy wookie. a VERY HAIRY WOOKIE.
2007-03-02 02:23:41 · answer #4 · answered by iron chef bryan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I fear not. Let them have their fun.
Psst! Something that is not well known is that the Motorcyclists are waiting quietly in the wings, awaiting their chance to swoop down upon the populace.
2007-03-02 02:22:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it,
You know the power of the invisible army.
The Doctrine of the shield has been invoked.
The military has been neglegted.
To, whom is his adoption?
Jeremiah 31:33
Peace out.
2007-03-02 03:16:18 · answer #6 · answered by Lucy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they join the Trekism religion, we will defeat them with our phasers! And even if we start to lose, we'll beam ya the heck outta there!
2007-03-02 02:28:24 · answer #7 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the Sith... Wookies are Atheist Homosexuals who encourage bestiality and abortions while fornicating their dead and eating their own excrement to defile Vader, your lord and savior.
2007-03-02 02:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by billthakat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They need the help of the FSM.
Pronto.
Get A Grip.
2007-03-02 02:26:29 · answer #9 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey great! A new religion to pick on.
2007-03-02 02:25:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋