...with premature ejac. (edited accordingly!)
Dr tells him, "When you feel it coming, fire a starter pistol in the air and the loud noise will help to prolong yourself".
2 days later, the Dr sees him again and asks him how it went.
"Not good", says the bloke, "I was having a 69er and felt it start to go off so I fired the gun. My wife shat on my face, bit my bell-end off and the milkman came out of the cupboard with his hands up"
2007-03-02 02:09:15 · 12 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao! that made me laugh.....thx for the friday laugh...
2007-03-02 02:20:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah but was it a one eyed milkman?
2007-03-02 02:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by brian l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you may't administration your desires yet you may upload some enter earlier you bypass to sleep via questioning about this lady. So I advise you imagine of her & then slowly bypass to sleep & see what you dream !
2016-11-27 00:05:08 · answer #3 · answered by hole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it always the milk man or that cute little paperboy? lol really cute though even edited.
2007-03-02 02:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just on my way up to tescos when all of a sudden i heard that two paki's got stabbed to death and i thought to myself "ah well every little helps"
2007-03-02 06:23:34 · answer #5 · answered by keith l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was that milkman, I was terrified
2007-03-02 02:46:28 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, quality is good this week.
2007-03-02 02:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by busterdomino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is quiet funny
2007-03-02 03:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by kxkx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-03-02 02:31:42 · answer #9 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dunno when we'll stop laughing!!
Very funny, what a nice way to start the weekend!
Thanks for that!
LOL
2007-03-02 09:32:38 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋