gimmie some impossible questions you cant answer...
i.e.
Why do you park in the driveway but drive on the parkway
Wat color does a smurf turn if you choke it...
etc
etc
2007-03-02 02:05:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's the meaning of life.
Which came first, mankind or the womb.
Why do you always tell lies.
2007-03-02 02:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
if peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked, how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick?
where do socks go when they dont come out of the dryer??!!!
if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why is it only a penny for your thoughts when you give your two cents worth?
Thermos flasks keep hot things hot and cold things cold...but how do they know?
Why do light switches have on and off on them? If the light is on then you know its on, and if the light is off then you can't read it anyway.
They call it a building but after it's completed shouldn't they call it a built?
If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? lmao my favorite
What does the Q in Q-tip stand for?
Why are there Interstate highways in Hawii? You can't get off by driving.
Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything painted on their signs?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything painted on their signs?
If you have a bird, when you are reading the newspaper does it wonder why you are staring at carpet?
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
What is a another word for thesaurus?
2007-03-02 02:21:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a tree falls in the forest and no-one is there, does it make a sound?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Is there really a god?
exactly how many grains of sand are there in the universe?
What Is "Electricity"?
If it is 0degrees celcius one day and it is twice as cold the next day how cold is it the next day?
what does nothing look like?
2007-03-02 08:41:43 · answer #3 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you swallow yourself?
How hot is the center of the earth?
Where is the end of the universe?
How many carrots will it take to fill the entire worlds atmosphere with from the surface of the earth to the stratosphere right around the world?
2007-03-02 02:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by snipesnab 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does the Q in Q-tip stand for?
--Actually, that's not impossible. The name was originally "Quality Tips" but at some point the name was changed.
Do dogs really like that "gourmet" dog food? Like, the filet mignon?
2007-03-02 02:54:55 · answer #5 · answered by dark_load1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the most valuable thing on earth? That's an impossible one to answer.
2007-03-02 02:25:33 · answer #6 · answered by Akira_Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does cargo come by ship? And shipments come by car?
Why isn't a foghorn made out of fog?
Why do your feet smell and your nose run?
2007-03-02 02:09:28 · answer #7 · answered by jbothayer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-why?
-This is a lie.
-define and describe properly and accurately the universe. give three examples.
-how come glue doesn't stick to the glue bottle?
-if teflon doesn't stick to anything, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
2007-03-02 02:40:18 · answer #8 · answered by jaded girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What came first the chicken or the egg?
Is there a God?
2007-03-02 02:26:31 · answer #9 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can you eat a dog poop?
how many sand castles can you build in a second?
do you have a hair on the fingernails?
why is it that women is the only human beings with breasts and etc...??????????//
2007-03-02 02:15:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋