Every day in this category you non-wookiests are in this category trolling, telling people wookies are not real. Why?
Do you doubt, the evidence is all around you, Star Wars 1, Star Wars 2, Star Wars 3, Star Wars 4, Star Wars 5, Star Wars 6.
Why do you come here and deter from serious questions about wookies?
You are in rebellion thats why. Just because you haven't seen Star Wars doesn't mean you can do whatever you want.
You will be accountable for your actions,
YOU WILL BE (in the voice of yoda)
Non-wookiests why are you here?
2007-03-02 01:55:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They're just here to mock us. Don't worry, they will pay. If they don't convert to wookism, they will go straight to the Death Star when they die. Then they'll be sorry!
2007-03-02 01:58:26 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wookies were not in all the Star Wars movies. You just contradicted your own religon.
2007-03-02 10:03:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe in Wookies.
But what are the wookies for?
2007-03-02 10:02:25 · answer #3 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know they're just making all that up to persecute we sith... Repent and convert now before you spend eternity on the dead planet of Alderaan.
Maul:3-13 "and so ye shall listen to me and my children will disembowel wookieists one by one whilst thou shalt watch and laugheth..."
Vader:1-1 "don't have sex with the similarly equipped because I told you not to"
2007-03-02 10:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by billthakat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen! May the comfort of Leias divine hair buns envelope you in their embrace
2007-03-02 10:02:01 · answer #5 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want the gift of etenal life.
I want to be a blue Alec Guiness.
Please show me the truth, the life and the way!
Amen.
2007-03-02 09:59:54 · answer #6 · answered by Dr No 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn you blew my cover
damn wookiests I have no sympathy for your kind
2007-03-02 09:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by hate 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Much fear I see in them.
2007-03-02 10:09:23 · answer #8 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"BE YOU WILL"
The dark side has a hold on you young Jedi.
2007-03-02 09:59:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hell Ya, Why are you here!
2007-03-02 09:58:34 · answer #10 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋